Movie Quotes

Bill Murray (as Mr. Blume)

2005-06-26T23:42:00.000-07:00

But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

Andrew Wilson (as Tennis Commentator)

2004-10-12T22:12:00.000-07:00

I don't know, Jim. There's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks, and - - actually, I think he's crying.

Geoffrey B Chandler

2004-10-12T21:55:00.000-07:00

(on all the useless features included with AIM) It's like having a t.v. on my microwave. I don't need that shit.

George C. Scott (as General "Buck" Turgidson)

2004-10-06T13:11:00.000-07:00

If the pilot's good, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that thing in so low, oh it's a sight to see. You wouldn't expect it with a big ol' plane like a '52, but varrrooom! The jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!

Dolph Lundgren (as Ivan Drago)

2004-09-29T23:32:00.000-07:00

He is not human. He is like a piece of iron.

Bill Murray (as Carl Spackler)

2004-09-28T23:36:00.000-07:00

This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

Bill Murray (as Carl Spackler)

2004-09-28T23:33:00.000-07:00

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Denzel Washington (as Detective - Sergent Alonzo Harris)

2004-09-28T21:46:00.000-07:00

You in the office baby. Goin up.

Jean-Claude Van Damme

2004-09-26T15:23:00.001-07:00

In an action film you act in the action. If it's a dramatic film you act in the drama.

Jean-Claude Van Damme

2004-09-26T15:23:00.000-07:00

I am the Fred Astaire of karate.

Matthew Lillard (as Shaggy)

2004-09-24T13:46:00.000-07:00

They are like totally having a montage sequence in there without us.

Orson Wells

2004-09-24T01:55:00.000-07:00

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.