Movie Quotes

A message in a bottle, lost at sea.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

Bill Murray (as Mr. Blume)

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

I don't know, Jim. There's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks, and - - actually, I think he's crying.

Andrew Wilson (as Tennis Commentator)

(on all the useless features included with AIM) It's like having a t.v. on my microwave. I don't need that shit.

Geoffrey B Chandler

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

If the pilot's good, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that thing in so low, oh it's a sight to see. You wouldn't expect it with a big ol' plane like a '52, but varrrooom! The jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!

George C. Scott (as General "Buck" Turgidson)

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

He is not human. He is like a piece of iron.

Dolph Lundgren (as Ivan Drago)

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

Bill Murray (as Carl Spackler)

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Bill Murray (as Carl Spackler)

You in the office baby. Goin up.

Denzel Washington (as Detective - Sergent Alonzo Harris)

Sunday, September 26, 2004

In an action film you act in the action. If it's a dramatic film you act in the drama.

Jean-Claude Van Damme

I am the Fred Astaire of karate.

Jean-Claude Van Damme

Friday, September 24, 2004

They are like totally having a montage sequence in there without us.

Matthew Lillard (as Shaggy)

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Orson Wells